087 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 10 – Davos 01 #CircqueDuStannis

This week we are breaking down chapter 10 of a Clash of Kings: Davos 01 – It’s a jampacked chapter!!! We’ve got the burning seven...Azor Ahai reborn and the birth of Lightbringer mythology...strap in!

086 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 09 – Arya 03 #AWholeLottaNothin

This week we are breaking down chapter 09 of a Clash of Kings: Arya 03 – Arya and Yoren are walking...and talking...and walking...and talking...and literally nothing else happens...

085 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 08 – Tyrion 02 #AFarewellToBums

This week we are breaking down chapter 08 of a Clash of Kings: Tyrion 02 – Tyrion talks and talks and talks and talks…literally to everyone in King’s Landing (well, the ones that matter anyway) and we absolutely love it!!!

083 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 06 – Jon 01 #CandlelightBromance

This week we are breaking down chapter 06 of a Clash of Kings: Jon 01 – So this episode is way late in the afternoon (we are sorry) – Lady Wyvern just go moved into our new house last night...but, we do have the episode...though the editing is a little light (as in it is basically an uncut / unedited version)...so enjoy the Patron Bonus preview...ooooh, so Jon 1...Sam likes dark libraries where no one can hear you scream...and is still terrified of everything except Jon...

082 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 05 – Arya 05 #BoysInTheBathHouse

This week we are breaking down chapter 05 of a Clash of Kings: Arya 05 – Ok...So the gold cloaks come looking for Gendry...a man is thirsty...and I may lie right to Widow’s face regarding Sandor Clegane just to break her heart a little bit so that she can super-excited later on when she gets the one part of the books she would die to have be there...

081 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 04 – Bran01 #Mayhaps

This week we are breaking down chapter 04 of a Clash of Kings: Bran 01 – Mayhaps we will play a game with the Frey boys at Winterfell...mayhaps Bran has wolf dreams...mayhaps we talk about creepy horrible awful Bran from the future in Dance...

080 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 03 – Tyrion 01 #CleverAndCruel

This week we are breaking down chapter 03 of a Clash of Kings: Tyrion 01 – Tyrion handles business...and establishes himself as a player not to be taken lightly in King’s Landing...and he gets a little sweet sweet loving time with his girl shae...

079 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 02 – Sansa 01 #AClashOfGnats

This week we are breaking down chapter 02 of a Clash of Kings: Sansa 01 – It’s Joffrey’s Nameday and there is a weak weak weak shitty tourney in honor...Sansa grows a pair (for Arik) and Tyrion arrives in King’s Landing.

078 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 01 – Arya 01 #Needling

This week we are breaking down chapter 01 of a Clash of Kings Arya 01 – Basically, Arya kicks the shit out of Hot Pie and Lommy Green hands...”The Bull” makes an appearance...and Yoren lays the smack down on Arya (quite literally)...

077 – A Clash of Kings Chapter 00 – Prologue #TinkerTenorMaesterMurder

This week we are breaking down the Prologue of a Clash of Kings – Our first time meeting Stannis (the one true King), Ser Davos, the Red Lady and the rest of the Dragonstonians...Maester Cressen’s plans don’t work out quite as well as he hoped.

076 – A Game of Thrones Wrap Up & Awards Show – Part 2

This week we aren’t breaking down a chapter. We are wrapping up the first book in the series, A Game of Thrones! We are handing out Awards, Honors and Dishonors to your favorites (and least favorites) all over Planetos...Part 2 of 2!

075 – A Game of Thrones Wrap Up & Awards Show – Part 1

This week we aren’t breaking down a chapter. We are wrapping up the first book in the series, A Game of Thrones! We are handing out Awards, Honors and Dishonors to your favorites (and least favorites) all over Planetos...Part 1 of 2!

074 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 72 – Daenerys 10 #TheEarthShatteringCaCrack

This week we are breaking down chapter 61 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 07 – Daenerys burns Khal Drogo, Mirri and herself in a funeral pyre...gets some Blood Riders and a Queen’s Gaurd...and THE DRAGONS ARE BORN!!!

073 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 71 – Catelyn 11 #AWeirwoodOutOfPlace

This week we are breaking down chapter 71 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 11 – Jon et al arrive at River Run...Catelyn meets with her dying father and learns why he never sent word of how sick he truly was...we get a little off topic into the treatment of the elderly in our own society...and Robb is name The King in the North!!

072 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 70 – Jon 09 #ThereAndBackAgain

This week we are breaking down chapter 70 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 09 – Jon runs away from the wall hoping to help Robb fight his war...but his friends talk him into coming back with them after Ghost leads them to him...Mormont knew Jon would leave and come back, and tells us that he will be leading a great ranging above the wall in the next book!!!

071 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 69 – Tyrion 09 #ShortHand

This week we are breaking down chapter 69 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 09 – The siege of River Run is broken...Robb Stark is kicking the Lannister’s asses...Tyrion proves himself a worthy strategist and counselor...and is named Hand of the King in his father’s stead...

070 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 68 – Daenerys 09 #TheHotSweatyDream

This week we are breaking down chapter 68 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 08 – Dany has a badass dream of becoming the last dragon...of a red door...of the Emperors from the Great Empire of the Dawn...and she puts Drogo out of his misery...

069 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 67 – Sansa 06 #MissedOpportunity

This week we are breaking down chapter 67 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 06 – Joffrey and Ser Maryn Trant are complete douch-nozzles and Sansa fails to solve the world’s Joffrey problem...and we coin the name Slandor Clegane...

068 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 66 – Bran 07 #DarkWingsDarkWords

This week we are breaking down chapter 66 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 07 – Bran has a 3-eyed crow dream that draws him to the Crypts...Rickon is already down there, having spent the night talking to Ned...a raven arrives at Winterfell with very dark news...

067 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 65 – Arya 05 #GameOver

This week we are breaking down chapter 65 of a Game of Thrones: Arya 05 – Arya Stark of fleabottom (almost) witnesses the beheading of her father, Ned Stark...before being saved by Yorin!

066 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 64 – Daenerys 08 #NoSeppukuForYou

This week we are breaking down chapter 64 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 08 – The Khal is dying...Jorah is killing blood riders...Mirri Mazdoor is dancing naked with dark spirits and Rhaego is coming...

065 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 63 – Catelyn10 #KittenAndTheWolf

This week we are breaking down chapter 63 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 10 – Catelyn Tully is always waitin on a man...Robb Stark ambushes Azlan Targaryen and takes him prisoner...on to River Run!

064 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 62 – Tyrion 08 #PaperVictory

This week we are breaking down chapter 62 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 08 – The Lannisters meet part of Robb Stark’s northern army in battle with Tyrion at the Vanguard...Shae makes her dramatic and very sexy sexy time entrance to the story...and Tyrion wins a single combat and takes a prisoner!!!

063 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 61 – Daenerys 07 #TisButAFleshWound

This week we are breaking down chapter 61 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 07 – The Dothraki defeat the sheet people and another Khalessar – Daenerys apparently isn’t a fan of rape – Mirri Mazdoor saves(?) Drogo’s life after he gets a minor flesh wound in the battle!

062 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 60 – Jon 08 #ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo

This week we are breaking down chapter 59 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 09 – Jon meets with Commander Mormont...and gets LONGCLAW!!! Then Jon meets with Maester Aemon...WHO IS A TARGARYEN!!!

061 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 59 – Catelyn 09 #RumpleFreySkin

This week we are breaking down chapter 59 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 09 – Catelyn Tully just decides she is in charge and can start giving orders...we meet the man, the myth, the legend – Walder Frey...and Robb gets engaged...oh, and onward to war!!!

060 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 58 – Eddard 15 #DeepDeepUnderTheKeep

This week we are breaking down chapter 58 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 15 – Ned is a broken man in a deep dark world of hurt...Varys brings good...well, news...he brings new...and an ultimatum for Ned...Personally, we choose Sansa’s head, but we’re assholes!!

059 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 57 – Sansa 05 #TheToddlerOnTheThrone

This week we are breaking down chapter 57 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 05 – Joffrey calls his Lords to come swear fealty...Barriston Selmy gets fired, but exits with a massive mic drop...Joffrey throws a temper tantrum...Sansa begs for mercy for her father...

058 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 56 – Tyrion 07 #InTheBeginningThereWasChella

This week we are breaking down chapter 56 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 07 – Tyrion and his mountain clans arrive at camp Lannister...Tywin is “pleased” to see Tyrion unharmed...and Tywin tells us explicitly that Catelyn Tully started the war in the River Lands...oh, and Edmure has already gotten his worthless ass captured...

057 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 55 – Catelyn 08 #4StarCatelyn

This week we are breaking down chapter 55 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 08 – It’s a widowless episode where Lady Wyvern and Maester Ironwood actually give some credit to Catelyn Tully (4 whole stars worth)...she comes to Robb’s camp...helps him make some good military and political decisions...and then chooses poorly and decides to go to River Run instead of back to Winterfell

056 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 54 – Daenerys 06 #TheLongWalk

This week we are breaking down chapter 47 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 13 – Drogo goes off to hunt with his mens...Team Dany has a sausage eating contest (not as erotic as it sounds)...A misunderstood wine seller is framed for a crime by Jorah / Jhogo who turn out to be the heroes of the day!

055 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 53 – Bran 06 #OSHAApproved

This week we are breaking down chapter 53 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 06 – Robb’s bannerman arrive...A Karstark loses some fingers...Bran is sad...Osha drops some knowledge bombs...Hodor has giant’s junk...

054 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 52 – Jon 07 #TheyLetTheWightOnesIn

This week we are breaking down chapter 52 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 07 – Funky dead bodies in the woods...Jon learns about the King and Ned...Jon tries to kill Alliser Thorne...Jon saves the Lord Commander

053 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 51 – Sansa 04 #NeverGoFullCatelyn

This week we are breaking down chapter 51 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 04 – Sansa goes full Catelyn...and also goes full traitor...uh, buh bye Jeyne...we try our hardest to talk about #AnythingButSansa

052 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 50 – Arya 04 #ThePointyEnd

This week we are breaking down chapter 50 of a Game of Thrones: Arya 04 – Arya has her last dancing lesson...Syrio is absolutely badass!!! Arya gets her first kill...and now is on her own!

051 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 49 – Eddard 14 #KeepYoPimpHandStrong

This week we are breaking down chapter 49 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 14 – The King is dead...and Eddard plays the fool...and Littlefinger and Cersei seem to have cahooted Ned’s downfall quite well together...

050 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 48 – Jon 06 #WhatFuckingWalls

This week we are breaking down chapter 48 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 06 – Sam graduates (who could seen that coming?)...He also decides he wants to be a Northerner...Jon takes his vows...Ghost finds a...a...hand...

049 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 47 – Eddard 13 #KingTusksCurse

This week we are breaking down chapter 47 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 13 – Robert B gets gored by a boar...Ned has the Kings of Winter pissed at him in his dreams...Ned commits treason by changing the King’s last will and testament...tells Renly to fuck off...then proceeds to plot with Littlefinger (because that’s a great idea)...

048 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 46 – Daenerys 05 #PreggoWithRhaego

This week we are breaking down chapter 46 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 05 – Daenerys eats a still beating stallion heart...then takes a bath (in some black water???)...then fucks the Khal in front of everyone...then attends a feast still dripping jizz...and Viserys gets his crown!!!

047 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 45 – Eddard 12 #HesSoEddarded

This week we are breaking down chapter 45 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 12 – Eddard is dumb...dumb...dumb...He tells Cersei his whole plan...like a dummy...Oh, and Widow goes full N+A=J

046 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 44 – Sansa 03 #YouveGotRedOnYou

This week we are breaking down chapter 44 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 03 – Sansa is ridiculous...Sansa is unbearable...we want justice for Jeyne Poole...oh, and we really unload on Sansa in this one...not for Fansas...also, Ned discovers the truth of Robert’s children and plans for his children to return home...

045 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 43 – Eddard 11 #50ShadesOfNededdard

This week we are breaking down chapter 43 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 11 – Nededdard fulfills everyone’s fantasy for him and sits the Iron Throne...he helps out the dirt people...he basically declares war on Tywin Lannister...saves Ser Loras’ life...Oh, and some discussion of Lambchop (sing along included)...and don’t miss the actually serious discussion of just how “honorable” is Ned Stark...

044 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 42 – Tyrion 06 #AGoatBetweenFriends

This week we are breaking down chapter 42 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 06 – The Tyrion & Bronn roadshow begins...Tyrion is playing some serious 3 dimensional chess...also, Tyrion has the saddest marriage story in the history of stories...Oh, and we are joined by our own 3-Finger Hobb!!!

043 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 41 – Jon 05 #BenjensNotDead

This week we are breaking down chapter 41 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 05 – Jon is a badass whose mind is as deft as his blade...unfortunately, the same can not be said about us...

042 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 40 – Catelyn 07 #TheMummersSword

This week we are breaking down chapter 40 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn07 – It’s the Rumble in the Jung...Vale; It’s the Thrilla in Mani...the Vale...It’s Ser Vardys vs Bronn for the honor and virtue of poor Tyrion Lannister...and, why the fuck does Lysa want her champion to lose so badly?

041 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 39 – Eddard 10 #TheTangentOfTheMorning

This week we are breaking down chapter 39 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 10 – Patron Ben rejoins us for a loooooooooooong discussion of the Tower of Joy...Is Arthur Dayne still alive? What about Gerold Hightower (we’re looking at your TG)? Why aren’t Neddard’s men who died fighting for him as important to him as The King’s Guard??? Oh, yeah, and Ned wakes up...Robert honors Cersei...Ned is still the Hand...and Robert is done with this shit and going hunting...

040 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 38 – Tyrion 05 #TheBeansAreALie

This week we are breaking down chapter 38 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion – Man, those sky cells are fucked up...and Mord is pretty fucked up...and Catelyn and Lysa are pretty fucked up...but Tyrion and Bronn are pretty cool...oh, and Sweet Robert is pretty fucked up too...

039 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 37 – Bran 05 #NotOSHAApproved

This week we are breaking down chapter 37 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 05 – Maester Luwin sex jokes and a donkey-hotey sighting...everyone across the realms know how dumb the Starks are...Bran gets taken hostage...Robb saves the day(ish)...and gets butthurt when Theon (with dick still) does actually save the day...Oh, and OSHA finds herself in a very unsafe working environment...

038 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 36 – Daenerys 04 #DragLeesi

This week we are breaking down chapter 36 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 04 – Dany is actually kind of badass (even @MaesterIronwood can’t deny that)...Viserys is still a whiny bitch who needs to go away...Vaes Dothrak is kind of a cool place...but is begging for a slave revolt...and, we settle the ever-ponderous question: how the hell did they get to the shadowlands???

036 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 34 – Catelyn 06 #TheTwoTullys

This week we are breaking down chapter 34 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 06 – Catelyn really puts her plan to destroy the Stark Family into full gear...we meet The Blackfish...We meet Lysa and sweet Robert...and Catelyn gets a much needed scolding...

035 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 33 – Eddard 08 #TheLoversQuarrel

This week we are breaking down chapter 35 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 08 – Eddard and Robert have a small tizzy over child-murder...Ned takes his ball and gets ready to go home and turns in his badge...and Littlefinger has to important (and newly discovered?) information for Ned...

034 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 32 – Arya 02 #TailsFromTheCrypt

This week we are breaking down chapter 32 of a Game of Thrones: Arya 03 – Arya plays Rocky and fucks up another Prince (but it’s Prince Fatty this time)...There is a foul platypus (and a plot afoot as well)...and Neddard is a complete idiot...

033 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 31 – Tyrion 04 #TyrionFirstBloodPartTwo

This week we are breaking down chapter 33 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 04 – BRONN!!! Also, Catelyn Tully continues her idiotic campaign to destroy the Stark Family from within...Tyrion gets blooded...oh, did I mention BRONN?!?!?!

032 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 30 – Eddard 07 #TheQueensFolly

This week we are breaking down chapter 30 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 07 – Eddard goes to the tourney...and convinces Robert not to be a complete idiot...Varys tells Ned about a plot to kill Robert...

031 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 29 – Sansa 02 #MedievalBieberFever

This week we are breaking down chapter 29 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 02 - Sansa and Jeyne and Septa Mordane go to the tourney...someone dies (horribly)...Sansa has a very handsome admirer...Joffrey is gallant(?)...The Hound is...almost human(?)

030 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 28 – Catelyn 05

This week we are breaking down chapter 28 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 05 - Catelyn begins her apparent mission: to get all the Starks fucking killed!!!

029 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 27 – Eddard 06

This week we are breaking down chapter 27 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 06 - Ned fights with the council again...Jory is back from his whoring around Kings Landing...we visit Tobho Mott...and GENDRY!!!!

028 – A Game of Thrones Chapter 26 – Jon 04

This week we are breaking down chapter 26 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 04 - Samwell Tarly, The Cowardly Crow, arrives at the wall...Jon is becoming a true leader...Jon tells us about his Winterfell Crypt dreams...Sam tells us his sad story...and we learn that every Hero needs a Sam...I guess...

027 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 25 – Eddard 05

This week we are breaking down chapter 25 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 05 - This is a "Ned-Sposition" chapter...we learn a whole bunch of stuff (some interesting and important - some not so much) without a whole lot of anything actually happening...oh...weather report: it's balls hot in Kings Landing...

026 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 24 – Bran 04

This week we are breaking down chapter 24 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 04 - Bran gets some new legs (maybe)...Robb is running around Winterfell having dick measuring contests (with a dwarf)...the wolves attack...and QuirkyTurtle (Patron Ben) joins us for a long (and mostly on topic) discussion...

025 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 23 – Daenarys 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 23 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 03 - Dani gets pretty badass and does some public fucking...Vicerys gets humiliated...exploding moons...

024 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 22 – Arya 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 22 of a Game of Thrones: Arya 02 - Arya is a little bratty (I guess)...Ned discovers Needle...Arya hates everyone (apparently...Ned gives us a dire warning...and SYRIO FOREL!!!

023 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 21 – Tyrion 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 21 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 03 - Tyrion is at the wall...Alliser Throne is a whiny bitch...Lord Mormont is a desperate desperate man...and Jon is going to go after Benjen all by himself...

022 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 20 – Eddard 04

This week we are breaking down chapter 20 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 04 - Ned arrives at King's Landing and just wants to rub one out in the bathtub (we assume)...Robert is probably taking so long because he getting a "Distant Relative" from the Queen or a whore in the carriage house...and enough sexual inuendos fly around to make a frat boy blush...

021 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 19 – Jon 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 19 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 03 - Jon is at the wall...kick the ever-living shit out of all the other recruits...he gets scolded...he whines and cries and broods...juggling Ghost??? and who the hell is this Alister guy?  Oh, and Jon learns Bran is awake...so, happy days!

020 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 18 – Catelyn 04

This week we are breaking down chapter 18 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 04 - Catelyn arrives at King's Landing...she meets up with her lover(?) Littlefinger and finds out the dagger is his...except that he conveniently lost it in a bet to...Tyrion Lanister...

019 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 17 – Bran 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 17 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 03 - It's Bran's falling dream...and Bran flying...and the 3-eyed crow...and something horrific in the heart of Winter...and Bran wakes up...and is a tree???

018 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 16 – Eddard 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 16 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 03 (or Sansa 1.5 if you prefer) - Widow can't say her own name and still yells at me for not letting her do the intro...Sansa Sansas and still doesn't realize that her actions have consequences...Ned tells the King to grow a pair...and we say goodbye to Lady...Oh, and FUCK CERSEI!!!

017 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 15 – Sansa 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 15 of a Game of Thrones: Sansa 01 - It's our first Sansa chapter...we weren't impressed...the writing was great...but SANSA...UGH!!! Arya kicks ass though...and Joffrey is a whiny little bitch...of course...so he and Sansa should get along famously...Oh, and our first WOLF ATTACK!!!

016 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 14 – Catelyn 03

This week we are breaking down chapter 14 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 03 - It's totally a Catspiracy...even if Widow can't see it...Catelyn does a bunch of Catelyning...shows off why she is a Tully and not a Stark...and why she may be more useless than even her brother Edmure.

015 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 13 – Tyrion 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 13 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 02 - Tyrion, Jon and Uncle Benjen ride north to the wall with a bunch of horses...and are joined by a guy with lice and a couple rapists who are going to be Jon's new brothers...he is less than enthused...

014 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 12 – Eddard 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 12 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 02 - Eddard and King Robert want to hit the road like Dunk & Egg...Robert really doesn't want to be king...Ned won't give up on this whole Robert Arryn as the Warden of the East thing...Robert really doesn't give a shit that the Lannisters want his throne...

013 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 11 – Daenerys 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 11 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 02 - Dany marries her great Kahl in a ceremony featuring at least a dozen deaths (good blessings), Viserys is a whiny little bitch the entire time, Dany dreams about a dragon (and we can't agree on what that means for her) and the "consumation" scene is a lot less rapey than in the TV series...

012 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 10 – Jon 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 10 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 02 - Jon says his goodbyes, Catelyn Tully is at her cuntiest yet and NEEDLE makes its debut!!!

011 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 09 – Tyrion 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 9 of a Game of Thrones: Tyrion 01 - We have Tyrion burning the candle at both ends, Tyrion bitch-slapping Joffrey (twice!), and Tyrion teasing the hell out of Jamie and Cersei.  "Who's Side Are You On?!?!?!"

010 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 08 – Bran 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 8 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 02 - We have Bran climbing, discussions about boobs, a defense of Jamie Lanister and some hot sibling-on-sibling sex...oh, and Bran flying out a window!

009 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 07 – Arya 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 7 of a Game of Thrones: Arya 01 - We have a Princess Marcella sighting, we learn Sansa is an insufferable bitch, that Arya kicks ass (even at 9) and that Jon Snow isn't allowed to beat on little Princes...which is tragically unfortunate...oh, and Joffrey is a douche already!

008 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 06 – Catelyn 02

This week we are breaking down chapter 6 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 2 - There is a awkward and steamy(?) sex scene(?), a conspiracy(?) and definitely some discussion of how much Catelyn sucks.

007 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 05 – Jon 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 5 of a Game of Thrones: Jon 1 - There is a feast fit for a king, Jon is pretty fuckin' drunk, Tyrion is already the man and Ghost eats whole fookin' chickens like a badass!

006 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 04 – Eddard 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 4 of a Game of Thrones: Eddard 1 - The King has arrived at Winterfell...and we learn that it is indeed good to be the King...oh, and Maester Ironwood can't talk because of abscess tooth...so LW and WW take the lead and run the show today!

005 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 03 – Daenerys 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 3 of a Game of Thrones: Daenerys 1 - Our intro to Daenerys, her pedophile older brother and the 35 year old man who wants to buy a 13 year old bride...oh, and Ser Jorah Mormont makes his introduction!

004 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 02 – Catelyn 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 2 of a Game of Thrones: Catelyn 1 - a very short chapter where we learn that Catelyn pretty much hates the North...and that the King is COMING!!!

003 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 01 – Bran 01

This week we are breaking down chapter 1 of a Game of Thrones: Bran 1 - a great chapter where we see a man get his head cut off and we first meet the direwolf pups!

002 – A Game Of Thrones Chapter 00 – Prologue

This week, Lady Wyvern is unable to join us as she is sunning herself on the beach, but Widow Wolfsbane and Maester Ironwood break down the Prologue to A Game of Thrones.  It's a great discussion and we hope you love it!